21st
It is the year of the butt
Over the past few months, I’ve been trying to avoid the low road, but today Courtney sent me the damning final piece of evidence that a cultural movement is afoot (or should I say, a-buttock): this is truly shaping up to be the dawn of a new, assy day.
It started innocently enough with the Toto Washlet, a toilet that gives you a facial expression of smug satisfaction after spraying your ass with water and then blow drying it. The guy second from the right is clearly feeling it:
Then Copyranter announced the Worldwide Gratuitous Ad Ass Tour.
Then Daily Candy of all people covered an alarming new trend.
The natural product claims to give your poopshooter “a fresher, more youthful look” by making it blend in with your natural skin tone. (Seriously?)
Seriously! (link)
Bum bleaching definitely implies that someone or multiple someones might be gazing at your nether orifice in direct light for extended periods of time. Given the close scrutiny, Cottonelle has jumped on the asswagon to offermore ways to make sure your bunghole is squeaky clean.
Today in ass news, it’s butt facials.
Butt Facials
